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weredoc:

Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless (Extended Remix)

Bow Down + Flawless Remix
GET YOUR LIFE, GIRLS!

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)


Andy Samberg and Lena Headey present the award for outstanding miniseries on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey present the award for outstanding miniseries on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?

ron: shove off malfoy

draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train